Funny and Sweet Quotes

You know Cody’s daddy is from the South when Cody asks him at dinnertime, “Daddy, will you skin my garlic bread for me?”

Anna says from the living room, “I need down.” Shawn looks in and finds her standing on the brick in front of the fireplace, so he tells her to step down. She in turn tells him, “Cody locked me in.” Sure enough, she was actually BEHIND the screen cover in front of the fireplace, so Shawn tells Cody to let her out. Cody goes over to assist and pretends to turn his imaginary key, sound affects and all. He gets a helpless look on his face and responds with, “The key is broken.”…………..How convenient!